Last weekend, we went to Madrid and had a great time. We weren’t the only ones. Sunday morning, we took the subway to the airport and saw some crazy things on the way there. Sorry. I didn’t whip out my camera, you will have to take my word for it. Here are the highlights:
- Carnage in the street from the previous night (recyclable gal ores and grosser things that don’t need to be detailed)
- Couples making out (clearly wrapping up the previous evening)
- Groups of guys headed home together (from their state, it wasn’t surprising they were alone)
- A guy (with his fly unbuttoned) doing the head roll for ten minutes before falling asleep on the old lady next to him. He woke up at the airport (without luggage) and followed everyone up the escalator. At the top it dawned on him where he was and he went back down.
Judging from the smell in the air, the receptionist’s squity eyes and his snacks when we checked out of our hostel, we should have known we would be entertained being out at that hour.